More specific please.

I would like to propose a new law. And I know this proposal is VERY not P.C., but just hear me out.

It should be required for all handicapped drivers who use handicapped logos on their cars (on license plates as well as on those temporary tags hung on the rear-view mirror) to broadcast specifically what their handicap is. That way, those of us who find ourselves driving in the same vicinity of these handicapped drivers can make a more appropriate assessment as to how we want to react to possible "unfortunate" driving skills.

For example, if I were driving behind a woman with a handicapped logo and her specific disability posted on her bumper that states: "I am operating without a corpus callosum", I'll understand why she drives like a complete idiot, and save the long list of profanities for a more deserving candidate. But the jackass who blew out his knee in 1996 jumping off a balcony at Mardi Gras and is incapable of driving like a human, is going to get the finger. Seriously.

So, do I need to start one of those petition things, or what?